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10 audits on the record

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10audits citing this outlet
1carried a hard contradiction
5carried a framing split
16spans quoted

Quoted from this masthead

“The so-called "dividends" are bribes, and there's a long and sleazy history of such payments.”
October 5, 2026 · see it in context →
“New York Gov. Kathy Hochul, a Democrat, has appointed Attorney General Letitia James to oversee a new investigation into Cornell University's handling of a 2024 sexual misconduct allegation.”
October 2, 2026 · see it in context →
“This is more than just a statement of support or sympathy for a woman speaking out about a troubling experience. James referred to Doe as a "survivor" and said she stands with her. That's not appropriate given that Hochul has tasked James with discovering the truth, regardless of whose account it supports.”
October 2, 2026 · see it in context →
“But given that the D.A. is reopening the case, the proper question is not a moral one, but a legal one: Was Doe the victim of a crime?”
September 30, 2026 · see it in context →
“Now Trump is not simply taking his ball and going home. He is threatening to puncture, flatten, and shred a ball that does not even belong to him.”
September 28, 2026 · see it in context →
“without question, successive governments will introduce taxes at lower levels of income”
September 28, 2026 · see it in context →
“many, many fawning news cycles in which her democratic socialist views are received rather warmly”
September 23, 2026 · see it in context →
“this may well be Ocasio-Cortez trying to push him out.”
September 23, 2026 · see it in context →
“Earlier tonight, the Supreme Court, in a 7-2 ruling, refused to stay a lower-court decision blocking the Postal Service's policy implementing Donald Trump's executive order intended to curb mail-in voting.”
September 16, 2026 · see it in context →
“foreseeably effected the death and injury of over 200 civilians, to the manifest injury of the United States.”
September 15, 2026 · see it in context →
“The thing that's perhaps most impressive about this proposal is that it seems to have united much of the policy-wonk right in opposition: Nearly everyone I follow who is conservative and works in family policy sees major problems with the design.”
September 9, 2026 · see it in context →
“The deadlock reportedly came down to an 11-1 vote.”
September 5, 2026 · see it in context →

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