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24 audits on the record

Every sentence below was reproduced from a frozen snapshot of this masthead’s own page, at the character offset the audit records. This is what the desk has quoted from Washington Times — not a verdict on it.

These numbers are not a fault score. A hard contradiction means two accounts cannot both be true; it does not say which one is wrong, and this desk does not decide. A masthead appears in these counts because it covered a contested story, which is usually a sign it was doing its job. Outlets that publish more, and get read more, appear more. Read the counts as exposure, not as error.

24audits citing this outlet
3carried a hard contradiction
9carried a framing split
27spans quoted

Quoted from this masthead

“now it is right at a dead-even race. So this is as tight as ticks, as we say in South Carolina.”
October 4, 2026 · see it in context →
“Its 94 pages charged 15 anarchists with a criminal conspiracy to impede ICE from January to June.”
October 4, 2026 · see it in context →
“They organize on a network of Signal group chats. They assign protesters various missions based on their growing database of ICE officers and vehicles.”
October 4, 2026 · see it in context →
“throwing ice chunks, rocks and water bottles at law enforcement officers.”
October 4, 2026 · see it in context →
“position themselves as cautious market leaders, just when they need fresh capital before going public on Wall Street”
September 29, 2026 · see it in context →
“the new standards would set the industry fleetwide average for light-duty vehicles at roughly 34.5 miles per gallon in the 2031 model year”
September 29, 2026 · see it in context →
“Trump has repeatedly pledged to end what he falsely calls an EV "mandate," referring incorrectly to President Joe Biden's target that half of all new vehicle sales be electric by 2030.”
September 29, 2026 · see it in context →
“Three media outlets have asked for an emergency hearing after the Secret Service defied a Thursday court order reinstating their credentials and access to the White House.”
September 24, 2026 · see it in context →
“So far, the White House security team has not complied.”
September 24, 2026 · see it in context →
“Let's make sure that we do not pass a crypto bill that will let Donald Trump continue to rake in billions of dollars in crypto profits while working families across this country struggle to deal with higher prices and an economy that gets worse by the day,”
September 16, 2026 · see it in context →
“The Pentagon's Inspector General said Operation Epic Fury has resulted in "strategic inventory shortfalls" and industrial base bottlenecks for munitions resupply.”
September 16, 2026 · see it in context →

Audits citing Washington Times

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