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The Sponsor Ledger

Who pays for the news · cumulative capture · as of 2026-10-13

Read this first — four things, before the counts

  1. These counts are cumulative across 4974 capture sessions — every ad break the desk has logged on three channels, accreting as the recorder runs. Capture was not continuous: each channel’s counts are counts of its captured hours (stated per channel below), not of the network’s full air. Still not a representative sample of any network’s ad economics.
  2. The counts are uneven by tape length (CNN 32328 ad blocks, MS NOW 20071, Fox News 30188). No cross-channel ranking should be read into these numbers; a bigger count here is more captured hours, not a finding about a network.
  3. Categorization is automated — each ad is machine-labeled, so a category line is a rough cut, not a hand-audited taxonomy.
  4. The desk reports what aired and who paid for it: ad-load, category mix, top advertisers, and the ad copy itself. These are counts and shares — never a verdict on the networks.

Full method: the Method.

82587ad blocks logged across three channels over 4494 captured hours (4974 sessions, not continuous). Each figure below is a count or a share of that tape — what aired and who bought it — never a charge against the channel it ran on.

Most of the desk’s beat is the coverage. This rail is simpler and more mechanical: it counts the ad breaks and who bought them. For each channel it logs how much of the airtime was advertising, which categories of advertiser showed up most, and who ran the most spots — then it prints the ad copy so the count is something a reader can check, not something the desk asserts. It follows the money and stops there; what a reader makes of who is paying is their own.

CNN

Counts below are over 1483.7 captured hours across 1911 sessions — capture was not continuous.

30%of program+ad time was ads
18102.7ad minutes
43054.3program minutes
32328ad blocks logged (n)

Category mix · airings by category

legal4614insurance3637pharma2733financial2561food1760auto1336streaming1292software1184charity772

Top advertisers · airings over 1483.7 captured hours

AdvertiserCategoryAirings
Ethosinsurance1012
Optima Tax Relieflegal908
Tax Relief Advocateslegal845
Wesley Financial Grouplegal748
Rampstreaming700
Happy Vikingfood524

MS NOW

Counts below are over 1498.1 captured hours across 1633 sessions — capture was not continuous.

18%of program+ad time was ads
11299.7ad minutes
50562.9program minutes
20071ad blocks logged (n)

Category mix · airings by category

legal2916insurance2108financial1672pharma1475food986streaming828education772auto762gaming638

Top advertisers · airings over 1498.1 captured hours

AdvertiserCategoryAirings
Ethosinsurance840
Wesley Financial Grouplegal746
Legal Tax Defenselegal413
Optima Tax Relieflegal389
Chumba Casinogaming386
Tax Relief Advocateslegal375

Fox News

Counts below are over 1512.1 captured hours across 1430 sessions — capture was not continuous.

28%of program+ad time was ads
17234.3ad minutes
44325.5program minutes
30188ad blocks logged (n)

Category mix · airings by category

legal3777pharma3096insurance3032financial2532food1324auto1144streaming1035software914charity649

Top advertisers · airings over 1512.1 captured hours

AdvertiserCategoryAirings
Tax Relief Advocateslegal830
Ethosinsurance829
Rush Tax Resolutiontax703
Optima Tax Relieflegal619
Wesley Financial Grouplegal561
Power Sales Universitybusiness training463

The receipts

A short verbatim line from the top advertisers’ own ad copy, pulled from the transcript the desk logged. This is what “the desk counts what actually aired” means in practice — the receipt is the ad itself.

“Hey, I'm Mike Slater.”

Ethos insurance 3041 airings

“They tell you to be afraid, to be scared, and they try to frighten you into calling.”

Tax Relief Advocates legal 2415 airings

“Calls select quote at 1-800-242-3311 for your free quote today.”

Wesley Financial Group legal 2111 airings

“The IRS finally caught up with Louis.”

Optima Tax Relief legal 1979 airings

“One report is still incomplete because you're waiting on one last receipt.”

Ramp streaming 1574 airings

[OUTPUT] Sponsor Ledger: 82587 ad blocks logged across 3 channels over 4494 captured hours (4974 sessions, not continuous) — per channel, ad-load (ad vs program minutes), category mix by airings, and top named advertisers, with verbatim ad-copy receipts. Cumulative captured tape, not continuous and not a network’s ad economics; counts, never a verdict. probability mass ≠ 1.0.