Saturday, August 15, 2026probability mass ≠ 1.0
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Frozen corpus · 12 sources

Evidence snapshot

The source bodies captured at publish time for Nine outlets say Wednesday and one says Tuesday three times. The Attorney General gave her a title she never held, and two newsrooms — one left, one right — caught it in the same news cycle. — each with the quoted spans highlighted at their character offsets. This is the frozen record the audit was checked against.

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