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The Daily Box Score

Airtime, in minutes · broadcast day 2026-07-24 (America/New_York) · frozen 2026-07-25T04:24:30Z

Captured tape this day: CNN 13.3h · Fox News 13.8h · MS NOW 13.8h · BBC World Service 12.7h · POTUS Politics 13.6h

Read this first — what a cell is, and what it is not

  1. A cell is minutes of airtime a channel spent inside one story cluster — a SQL sum over story boundaries drawn by the desk’s machine segmenter. Row labels are the segmenter’s own labels, not quotations from anyone.
  2. Every minute is a minute of captured tape, not of a network’s full air. A dash (—) means not observed in the windows the desk captured — never “zero minutes aired.” The desk cannot see what it did not record.
  3. Channels are uneven by tape length (hours stated above). More minutes can mean more tape, not more emphasis; no cross-channel ranking should be read into a single day.
  4. This day’s numbers are frozen: the page renders from a write-once snapshot taken when the broadcast day closed, and later re-processing can never quietly change it.

Full method: the Method. The record behind the denominator: the capture record.

story cluster (segmenter label)total minCNNFox NewsMS NOWBBC World ServicePOTUS Politics
White House Correspondents Dinner security relocation3 of 5 captured channels15257.143.950.7
Trump addresses press dinner event4 of 5 captured channels14829.260.844.313.4
Trump considers military strikes against Iran5 of 5 captured channels14551.224.926.34.038.7
Trump administration tariffs on sixty countries5 of 5 captured channels1215.04.848.637.225.4
Venezuela earthquakes aftermath and response1 of 5 captured channels8484.2
Supreme Court term limits constitutional debate discussion2 of 5 captured channels761.974.3
US and Iran exchange fire in Iraq5 of 5 captured channels7116.438.67.40.67.9
DOJ subpoenas journalists for confidential sources3 of 5 captured channels670.49.657.3
Jack Smith testimony congressional referral dispute2 of 5 captured channels613.457.2
Democratic socialism versus communist rhetoric debate4 of 5 captured channels562.338.71.013.4
Midterm election Democratic Party positioning strategy4 of 5 captured channels552.70.514.537.6
Maine Senate race Troy Jackson Democratic nominee4 of 5 captured channels5213.020.517.21.5
Trump discusses UFC fight and White House events1 of 5 captured channels4645.5
New York police investigate stabbings hate crimes3 of 5 captured channels441.341.21.3
Secret Service threat levels increase significantly3 of 5 captured channels4030.48.21.2
Measles outbreaks reach thirty-five year high US3 of 5 captured channels3933.72.82.6
Tariffs and Iran war economic impact analysis4 of 5 captured channels381.113.67.815.5
Journalists recognized Trump coverage news media3 of 5 captured channels3622.80.912.6
Trump considers military strikes against Iran4 of 5 captured channels369.917.71.07.6
White House Saudi Arabia nuclear deal negotiations4 of 5 captured channels366.312.210.56.4

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[OUTPUT] Daily Box Score, 2026-07-24: 20 story clusters standings-tabled as minutes of captured airtime per channel (5 channels above the 0.25h floor) — segmenter boundaries, SQL sums, frozen at day close, machine-readable at /boxscore/2026-07-24.json. Minutes of tape, never a verdict; a dash is an unobserved window, never a zero. probability mass ≠ 1.0.