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The Daily Box Score

Airtime, in minutes · broadcast day 2026-07-25 (America/New_York) · frozen 2026-07-26T05:03:30Z

Captured tape this day: CNN 13.4h · Fox News 13.8h · MS NOW 14.2h · BBC World Service 12.8h · POTUS Politics 13.7h

Read this first — what a cell is, and what it is not

  1. A cell is minutes of airtime a channel spent inside one story cluster — a SQL sum over story boundaries drawn by the desk’s machine segmenter. Row labels are the segmenter’s own labels, not quotations from anyone.
  2. Every minute is a minute of captured tape, not of a network’s full air. A dash (—) means not observed in the windows the desk captured — never “zero minutes aired.” The desk cannot see what it did not record.
  3. Channels are uneven by tape length (hours stated above). More minutes can mean more tape, not more emphasis; no cross-channel ranking should be read into a single day.
  4. This day’s numbers are frozen: the page renders from a write-once snapshot taken when the broadcast day closed, and later re-processing can never quietly change it.

Full method: the Method. The record behind the denominator: the capture record.

story cluster (segmenter label)total minCNNFox NewsMS NOWBBC World ServicePOTUS Politics
Maine Senate race Democratic nomination4 of 5 captured channels30734.741.1220.210.8
US military strikes on Iran tensions escalate4 of 5 captured channels16448.446.249.419.5
Live Aid concert music charity event1 of 5 captured channels109108.6
Lucy Baines Johnson family legacy discussion1 of 5 captured channels104103.8
Palestinian patients medical care Israel crossing1 of 5 captured channels9898.3
Wildfires spread across Spain and France4 of 5 captured channels9716.74.671.43.9
Trump attends rescheduled correspondents dinner5 of 5 captured channels9012.028.842.54.13.0
Pastor Ezra Jin detained China religious crackdown1 of 5 captured channels7070.1
Supreme Court independence debate and reform1 of 5 captured channels6666.3
Commonwealth Games Glasgow 2024 coverage1 of 5 captured channels6161.1
New Deal environmental conservation program analysis1 of 5 captured channels5958.9
Middle East disinformation truth broadcasting networks1 of 5 captured channels5454.0
Political polarization divisiveness American society3 of 5 captured channels518.330.512.1
India education minister resigns amid protests1 of 5 captured channels5150.8
New Jersey voter registration error with non-citizens3 of 5 captured channels475.616.525.1
Democratic midterm strategy and socialist messaging2 of 5 captured channels3633.12.5
Iran conflict refugee crisis humanitarian concerns3 of 5 captured channels359.99.016.5
US military fires on Iran blockade breach4 of 5 captured channels359.120.15.20.7
Fusion centers informal government data sharing practices1 of 5 captured channels3534.6
US Israel bombing campaign Iran escalation4 of 5 captured channels330.110.70.222.2

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[OUTPUT] Daily Box Score, 2026-07-25: 20 story clusters standings-tabled as minutes of captured airtime per channel (5 channels above the 0.25h floor) — segmenter boundaries, SQL sums, frozen at day close, machine-readable at /boxscore/2026-07-25.json. Minutes of tape, never a verdict; a dash is an unobserved window, never a zero. probability mass ≠ 1.0.